Random Car Guy: “So, you like cars? What’s your dream car? Mustang? Camaro?”
Me: “Well, not really. Um. I mean, I’m kinda into cars that most people don’t like. Like, most people think they are ugly. And slow. And poorly built. But they aren’t! I mean, uh, did you see the game last weekend?”
This is a tough conversation for anybody. Fortunately, I’m here to give any fellow classic JDM-lover like me the ammunition they need to stand up against even the toughest critics.